Russia’s psychic cat Achilles picks Russia for World Cup opener winner
ST PETERSBURG, Russia (Reuters) – Want to know who will win the first match of the World Cup? The cat’s out of the bag: it’s Russia. At least that’s [...]
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You’d be Dead Before Nightfall
If a man or a woman were placed without clothes, food, or water in a shadeless portion of the Sahara desert, that person would be dead before nightfall. Tod keep your body [...]
Secret of Long Life: Stay Putrid & Isolated
Increasing nothingness and putridness can possible lead to longer life spans, at least this is an hypothesis posed by John Blake in his Geographical Atlas…, published [...]
Neuroscience and Pope Agree on Calling God on the Smartphone
Cell phones can be a direct connection to God, according to Pope Francis. “Even though God may not have a direct phone number, he is always listening,” he said in [...]
Tapeworms from Space can Talk!
Three adult specimens of the tapeworm Hymenolepis nana spoke up today with explanations about where they came from, says the Georgia Department of Public Health. Scientists [...]
Human Hybrids Are Real. These Pets are actually being sold now to the super-rich.
In an undercover laboratory in Vancouver, scientists have been slaving away for the find of the century. It’s not a cure for cancer, or even a way to conquer death. This [...]